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spacer Haggis Marketing Ploys

Given the fairly recent discussion about haggis, I thought this which I just received from my cousin in Charlottesville would be useful.

SEE: Scottish breakfast Thread

The Top 20 Failed Haggis Marketing Ploys, by Rich Block

20. Freeze-dried Haggis, the official haggis of NASA

19. Haggis On a Stick

18. Kentucky Fried Haggis, in extra-crispy or the Colonel's Original secret recipe

17. Stove-Slop Haggis, instead of potatoes

16. Baaaaaa-B-Q, with peat & mesquite flavoring

15. Mountain Ewe, totally refreshing carbonated haggis beverage. Do the Ewe!

14. Cup o' Guts Instant Haggis

13. Entrail Mix: Natural Snack

12. Mix & Eat Cream of Sheep

11. Wool-Whip Non-dairy dessert topping

10. H.L.T.

9. Moo Goo Gai Viscera

8. Haggis Joy and Mounds: Sometimes you feel like a gut. Sometimes you don't....

7. Bleaties Cereal, breakfast of Champions

6. Shish ke Baaaaaaaab

5. Ram-Burger Helper

4. Chockful o' Guts Haggis Coffee: Gut to the last drop!

3. Pedialights: Haggis for the wee bairn

2. Two all-sheep haggis, special sauce, lettuce, cheese......

1. Haggis Dazs: Premium Haggis Ice Cream

Peace and blessings.
Jim Handsfield
Subject: FW: Marketing Ploys
Date: Thu, 17 Feb 2000